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A Breckenridge Ski Trip

by Scott Teresi
January 2002
www.teresi.us/skiing



Off-trail skiing on a foot of powder at Breckenridge, Colorado.
This is the first contact I’ve had with the big world wide widget in a week. Has it changed much? Can I use Google to find where my automatic camera is on the ski slope? I forgot to velcro shut my coat pocket. The camera fell out as I catapulted myself upside down in a last-ditch effort to regain control during a botched left turn at the steep upper part of a bowl-shaped hill covered with 3’ piles of snow. I realized the camera was gone when I attempted to photograph the mountainside I’d just descended. I’ve got a ton of things to tell you about the trip, but at the rate this painstaking adjective-filled transcription is being produced (sorry for the passive voice), I won’t finish by the time my plane leaves.

I skied for 5-6 hours each day for six days straight, Sunday to Friday. My entire body hurt each morning when I got up at 7. It wasn’t very cold at all, except the last day had gale-force winds at the top of the highest lift. The views were spectacular when the sun came out. The horizon was a string of mountains which define the continental divide. The mountains we skied on were massive and steep, but you can’t judge distance very well on a snow-covered incline, and the snow’s usually deep and not icy, so I never felt like I’d fall off the mountain, though I think it was sometimes a possibility.

The snow was icy Wednesday but later that night 11.5 inches fell on Breckenridge, where our condo was and where we skied most days. So Thursday morning I skied over rolling hills and dales of fluffy powder, something I’d never experienced before. If you keep your speed up and your skis close together, you actually will float somewhere within those 11 inches, and you can turn at your ankles with little resistance. At that point, skiing supposedly becomes almost effortless, or so I’m told. Unfortunately, the only place to find such pristine skiing surfaces are right near the out-of-bounds ropes where few skiers venture because they’re time-consuming to get to (long lift lines and exhausting traversals) or actually require you to hike across and up the mountain a ways.


A frigid snow-covered mountain looms over Winter Park ski resort, Colorado.
The few spots I did find were on variably-steep trails covered with groves of short pine trees which you couldn’t always see around to gauge if there was any room to stop before you might collide with a wind-hardened Bristlecone pine or fly over a fluffy snow-covered ridge into a deep cushiony dip. And if you happen to fall down while in such a dip full of one or two feet of snow, you’ll soon be following a complex and exhausting twelve-step process of struggling madly against gravity, cursing, wiping snow from your face and tree branches from your back, struggling madly some more, catching your breath at 9,000 feet, and then proceeding more intelligently by first getting your balance, removing skis, finding your footing, struggling to stand up, searching for poles and lost items, and finally putting skis back on. You can only do that so many times before you’re ready to go home and take a shower. During my last run of the day with Wes earlier in the week, we were coasting down the outer limits of the resort in deep snow and had to reluctantly stop for nictaration if we wanted to ski as much as possible before the lifts closed at 4:00. I skied down to a thick island of pines in the middle of a steep incline and took off my skis. Immediately I became about as coordinated as a newborn elephant. My feet would sink to amazing depths, and I grabbed tree trunks and twigs to stay upright and keep from tumbling forward. Climbing down rocks, gravel, and roots in plastic ski boots was almost fatal, without a cushion of snow as provided on other steep surfaces. Finally I was no longer visible to Wes (there were no other skiers anywhere near), I was sheltered from the wind, I was sunk in snow to my knees, and I could proceed with Operation Relief which I am happy to report was executed with success.

Just so I don’t end on that note, there was one time I fell (I fell about fifty times) where I was gliding across a slippery part where I couldn’t turn and I was gaining too much speed, and then I hit a really cushiony deep snow patch which slowed me down faster than I’d calculated, and I plopped head first right onto my face and skidded to a stop right in front of a family waiting at the bottom of the ski lift. Disaster was averted. I smiled politely and looked up and everyone was laughing, as if I’d just bumped into them accidentally on the street or something. It was pretty funny. I stood up and got reassembled, and the family helpfully pointed out each of the items that had spilled out of my pockets.


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