BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:


10. "I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."

9. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

8. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to."

7. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here
just in time!"

6. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."


And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk......

1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."