Niels Ull Jacobsen, U. of Copenhagen
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I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college:

        1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1


Rob Gardner, HP Ft. Collins, CO
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      lim      ----
     8-->9   \/ 8   = 3


Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
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    lim  3  =  8
   w->oo

(It is more obvious when handwritten...)


Richard Harter, Computer Corp. of America, Cambridge, MA
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Theorem: a cat has nine tails.

Proof:

No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore,
a cat has nine tails