Wacky Laws!

Florida
 Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

New orleans, Louisiana
 A dog is entitled to his first bite of a person.

Californai
 Removing your clothes in a bath house is against the law.

Zion, Illinois
 It is prohibited to teach pets to smoke cigars.

Urbana, Illinois
 A monster is not allowed within the city limits.

Cicero, Illinois
 An ordinance prohibts humming on the streets on Sunday.

Clinton, Oklahoma
 Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Belvedere, California
 An ordinance reads that no dog shall be in a public place without
 its master on a leash.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin
 An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse
 is tied to the car.

Louisiana
 It is illegal to gargle in public places.

Topeka, Kansas
 The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Kalamazoo, Michigan
 It is against the law to serenade your girl friend.

Kansas
 The state game rule prohibits the using of mules to hunt ducks.

Detroit, Michigan
 Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

Detriot, Michigan
 It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

Augusta, Maine
 To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

Omaha, Nebraska
 Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

Spartansburg, South Carolina
 Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Stree cemetery is forbidden.

Nogales, Arizona
 An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Massachusetts
 It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

Iowa
 A kiss lasting more than five minutes is against the law.

Oklahoma
 It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor
 vehicle.

Toledo, Ohio
 Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

Huntington, West Virginia
 Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

Baldwin Park, California
 It is unlawful to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Boston, Massachusets
 An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.

North Andover, Massachusetts
 An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.

Tylertown, Mississippi
 It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

Milford, Massachusetts
 Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin
 It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to
 attract attention.

Arkansas
 A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not
 get a raise.

Miami, Florida
 It is against the law to imitate animals.

Texas
 Carrying a spear or a sword to a polling place is illegal.

Santa Ana, California
 Two or more persons may not congregate for the purpose of
 discussion on the sidewalks.

Memphis, Tennessee
 It is against the law to sell teddy bears or yo-yo's on Sunday.

Boston, Massachusetts
 Mourners at a wake must not eat more than three sandwiches apiece.

South Carolina
 State law forbids crawling around in public sewers without a permit.

Kentucky
 A man may not purchase a hat unless his wife is with him.

Massachusetts
 It is illegal to duel with water pistols.

Louisiana
 Catching lizard at night is prohibited.

Norfolk, Virginia
 It is illegal to hens to lay eggs before 8 A.M. and after 4 P.M..

Detroit, Michigan
 An ordinance prohibits sitting in the middle of the street to
 read a newspaper

Brooklyn, New York
 Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs.

Los Angeles, California
 It is prohibited for a wife to be beaten with a leather strap
 wider than two inches except with her written permission.