BLUE SUIT, BLACK SUIT
   
   
Dorothy was very upset when her husband, Albert, passed away. She
went to the mortuary to look at her dear departed, and the instant
she saw him she started crying loudly. One of the attendants
rushed up to comfort her. She explained that she was upset
because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying
wish to be buried in a blue suit.
   
The attendant apologized and explained that they always put their
clients in black suits as a matter of course but he would see what
he could do. The next day, Dorothy returned to the mortuary to
have one last moment with Albert before the funeral. When the
attendant pulled back the curtain, Dorothy managed to smile
through her tears as her Albert was now wearing a smart blue suit.
   
She asked the attendant "how did you manage to get hold of that
beautiful blue suit?" "Well, yesterday afternoon, after you left,
a man of about your husband's size was brought in. He was already
wearing the blue suit, but his wife explained that she would
prefer him to be buried in black" the attendant replied. "After
that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads."